THE CHEEKY PARTY GAME

NO HANDS. ALL GLORY.

Live. Laugh. Butt Darts.

Clench a token between your cheeks, waddle to the cup, and drop it in. No hands allowed.

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See It In Action

Yes, it's exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.

What's in the Box?

  • 8 Reusable Tokens — Easy-clean, perfectly weighted rounds. For your cheeks.
  • 3 Target Cups — Easy, Medium, and Hard difficulty levels. Pick your poison.
  • 1 Premium Box — Sleek packaging that looks great on the shelf.

FOUR SIMPLE STEPS

How to Play

It's incredibly simple and undeniably stupid.

  1. Step 1: GRIP IT — Clench the token between your cheeks. Don't drop it.
  2. Step 2: WADDLE — Make your way to the targets. Look ridiculous.
  3. Step 3: DROP IT — Release over a cup. Easy, medium, or hard.
  4. Step 4: CELEBRATE — Make it? They drink. Miss? You drink.

CHOOSE YOUR TARGET

THREE LEVELS OF GLORY

  • EASY Big Cup - The forgiving one. Confidence builder.
  • MEDIUM Medium Cup - Now we are playing. Respect required.
  • HARD Shot Glass - For legends and liars. Mostly liars.

EIGHT WAYS TO WIN

MEET THE TOKENS

  • Kiss My Ace - The choice of champions and cheats.
  • Bottoms Up - Literal interpretation highly encouraged.
  • Bullseye - Aim high. Drop low.
  • Party Hole - The life of the waddle.
  • Drop It Like It's Hot - Snoop would be vaguely disappointed.
  • Nice Ass - A compliment to your throwing posture.
  • Cheeky - Our legal department's favorite word.
  • Clutch Shot - For when the game is on the line.
  • Assman - A classic title for a classic player.
  • Altittoodies - A high-altitude attitude.
  • Poophole Loophole - We're not explaining this one to your mother.

THE OFFICIAL RULEBOOK

How to Play (For Real)

SETUP

  • Line up the three cups: Easy closest, Medium in the middle, Hard furthest. Smaller and further means worth more.
  • Mark a drop line a few steps back. This is where dignity ends.

YOUR TURN

  • Grip a token between your cheeks. Hands off. That is the entire sport.
  • Waddle to the drop line. Style points are imaginary and deeply felt.
  • Line it up and release. Gravity handles the rest.

SCORING AND WINNING

  • Easy cup: 1 point. Medium cup: 2 points. Hard shot glass: 3 points and bragging rights.
  • Sink it and the table drinks. Miss and you drink. Either way, everyone wins.
  • First to 11 points takes the crown. Or play until the cups run dry and nobody remembers the score. Also valid.

PREMIUM GOODS. QUESTIONABLE CHOICES.

We didn't skimp on the materials. The tokens are solid, the cups are durable, and the box is surprisingly nice for a game about dropping things from your backside.

What People Are Saying

★★★★★

“I bought this for a bachelorette party and we didn't leave the living room for three hours. My glutes are sore.”
— Sarah M.

★★★★★

“Explaining this game to my father-in-law was the highlight of my year. Playing it with him was the lowlight. 10/10 game.”
— Jake T.

★★★★★

“The tokens are surprisingly easy to clean, which is good because Dave dropped his on the rug.”
— Alex K.

★★★★★

“I have never felt so athletic while being so completely unathletic.”
— Morgan R.

FAQ

How many people can play?
Two or more. The more players, the messier the glory.
Is this okay for family game night?
It is cheeky, not crude. Read your particular room and proceed accordingly.
Are the tokens easy to clean?
Yes. They are solid, weighted, and wipe clean in seconds. Pants stay on the entire time, promise.
Do I have to drink to play?
No. The drinking is optional. The waddling is mandatory.
What comes in the box?
Eight tokens, three target cups, and a game guide. Everything except your composure.

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